Find the best destination for your savings… I mean student.
An in depth guide to college applications, campus culture, and the things that really matter- like mascots.
Find The Best School For You
the author
Mr. An Expert
Mr. An Expert studied college in college. He has visited more than 200 campuses, worked for three, attended five, and so far has graduated from two. He holds a B.S. from a flagship state university and a master’s from an Ivy League school. He is currently contributing to administrative bloat by being employed as a mid level bureaucrat at a liberal arts college in California. He can be reached at mr.anexpert@gmail.com
How can a certain magazine rank what school is best, if that magazine has never even met you? College is like a pair of pants- fit matters more than brand, and these are very expensive pants.
Getting In
Picking the right school isn’t the only hard part, getting in is even worse. An Expert’s guide not only helps you know which school is best for you, but also tells you what it takes to get in. Spoiler alert- it’s money.
Harvard
That school “just outside Boston” boasts some of the world’s richest drop-outs.
Notre Dame
The footballiest school in America.
USC
Is not located in South Carolina.
Hillman
Best residence hall advisors in America. Solid math department, healthy ROTC, grumpy kitchen staff.
An Expert's Guide to Comparing Colleges 